Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
trvp-lord asked: Go to sleep!
mrptdy: Recorded on Jay-Z’s iPhone. No amped mic, no reverb. JUST Bey. Unbelievable.